Luke Simmons '20 Recruiting Profile

I am the Freaking Legend! I have been the legend since 4th grade because i can hit a baseball into the outer space. I am so good because of my dad, because I have his genes, and my dad is "not Human" he touched the top of the backboard only being 4'13. My parents knew i was going to be a legend, because i came out of the womb with a catchers mit! I am the best catcher to ever live, i throw out about every single guy. I can throw out someone trying to steal on me from Donnellson Iowa, to mt. pleasant Iowa. Did you know Donnellson, Iowa had 2 water towers, well when i was just a little shit stain, I knocked it down! I am very interested in getting a full ride scholarship, because my parents aren't as wealthy as they may seem.