Cum Juice Blank '22 Recruiting Profile

Ever since my Muslim high school coach Munchma Quchi told me that I would make a terrific pro-waterboy, I have poured my life, soul, and cum juice into volleyball. It would be a dream come true if I could play volleyball at the college level, and if you recruit me, I promise you won’t regret it and I will stop sucking cock!

I will keep this short, like my penis, and will limit each response to 1, like my penis in centimeters.

One of my best characteristics, I would say, is my ability to get back up. I have grown used to get stuff blocked 8 times a game, so when I do, I don’t let it phase me. I just pick myself up, flash my hairy arsehole at the blockers, and get ready to get blocked again.

One of my role models is my vasectomy doctor Dick Chopp who was my best friend when I was considering gender transition. He taught me the magic of other people’s penises. He helped me cultivate one of my hobbies which is hanging out in the bathroom at volleyball tournaments and naming people’s penises. For example I call my friend’s, a 7 ft player named Cox, penis Ms. Hertsky, my old geography teacher, because it’s small, wrinkly and has a birth mark down the shaft.

One thing I’m looking for in a school and volleyball program is for the volleyball coach to be packing! That’s a make or break deal for me!

I hope you consider me for your school and wherever I go, I’m excited to bring the JUICE! Shut up bitch!

-Cum Juice Blank, Class of 2022